bleahhh;
the last hurrah
& Saturday, August 20
wings is swing with the 's' misplaced.
wins is swing with the 'g' lost.
swine is swing with the 'g' replaced.
wigs is swing re-arranged with 'n' lost in translation.
swing = sin(wg) = sin(m'g)
'w' is the inverse of 'm'. for the incredibly slow, draw DOUBLE-YOU on a piece of paper and invert it. ohmygoodness magic! i see an AM.
please note this is no mathematical formula therefore the mathematician is not restricted to mathematical laws, which mean yours truly can do anything i want to transform the equation to whatever i desire. so there.
better get on with the equation, mathematicians do not talk that much my dear. alrighty, here it goes.
swing = sin(wg) = sin(m'g) = sin'(mg).
viola! (plus violin and cello) that was lame -.- why sorry, i'm trying to be more artsy and funny alright. you broke my heart:( alright good mathematicians are scatterbrains so all's forgotten cos i am a good mathematician. i continue.
viola! the sine inverse of the weight of any matter on earth equates to the swing of the matter. however if you draw a sine curve, you will realise that sin x is less than or equals to one. therefore any matter on earth must be less than or equals to 1kg to have swing, thus i conlude that no one on earth has swing because not even a new born baby weighs 1 kg (i weighed 3 point something something i think). ok if you are premature, then you have a possibility of having swing. but you wouldnt care what swing is when you're so young, besides you'll grow quickly and you'll find out there will be an error 2 when you want to swing because you will no longer be 1 kg.
i apologise. doing the dreaded written report has gotten me bonkers. and after reading so many books (fiction of course) about maths and physics (see 'proof' and 'in search of klingsor'), i thought it'll be fun to come up with a little theory of my own. oh i have a criticism of my own theory! when you learn geography and economics, you find out that every single theory is flawed. but i will be the first ever person to come up with a theory and rebute it immediately. listen carefully.
swing is an english word.
sin'(mg) is a mathematical term.
bet you didnt notice that
bet you didnt notice that i was talking to myself while cruelly manipulating the equation.
bet you didnt notice that there are absolutely no smiles in this whole post, i am dead serious, really.
not :))))))
i really apologise, i'll be esther lim soon, promise.
alright back to written report.
nah i give up. better rest.
if this goes on, i'll probably prove another equation.
in chinese.
and you wouldnt want to see that, i assure you :)
if so much nonsense can come out from a little word.
imagine what God can do with your little life, little gifts, little hands.
you'll be comforted to know that whatever God proves is valid.
unlike this insane mathematician-wannabe.
because He is, well God.
He proves Himself.
goodbye
10:40 PM